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john_howard's Journal
Created on 2002-12-22 00:45:34 (#822390), last updated 2003-10-11
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Basic Info| Name: | Prime Minister John Howard |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 07-26 |
| Location: | Sydney/Canberra, Australia |
| Website: | More about me, your friendly PM |
BioI am the great and all powerful Prime Minister of Australia.
I am a major force in the world, due to my special friendship with George W Bush. I love to insult, start wars with, or just generally dislike anyone who is not a white, upper-class old man.
My main passtimes are watching cricket, tormenting refugees and thinking about George W.
Unlike other Prime Minsters, I don't live in Canberra. Just to show the people of Australia how I'm just like them, I live in an upper-class suburb of Sydeny with my lovely wife Janette.
I am exceedingly disappointed with the Australian public. Instead of taking on my racist, xenophobic, monarchist, misogynist views, they are more and more turning their favour to those left-wing hippies 'The Greens'. All they want to talk about is tolerance and equality and the environment. Atleast I still have Queensland sharing my 1950's ideas.
There was another Johan Howard with a livejournal. He was an impostor. I had him exterminated, dictator-style.
Do you really think John Howard would have a livejournal??? Do you think John Howard is the caring, sharing, friendly guy portrayed in this journal? No, the contents of this journal are sadly not the thoughts of John Howard.![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
john_howard may look like the Prime Minister of Australia, he may claim to be the Prime Minister of Australia, but the real John Howard obviously has far more important things to do than write in an online journal.
No, the genius behind this journal has no political power whatsoever. No, not even local government.
I am a major force in the world, due to my special friendship with George W Bush. I love to insult, start wars with, or just generally dislike anyone who is not a white, upper-class old man.
My main passtimes are watching cricket, tormenting refugees and thinking about George W.
Unlike other Prime Minsters, I don't live in Canberra. Just to show the people of Australia how I'm just like them, I live in an upper-class suburb of Sydeny with my lovely wife Janette.
I am exceedingly disappointed with the Australian public. Instead of taking on my racist, xenophobic, monarchist, misogynist views, they are more and more turning their favour to those left-wing hippies 'The Greens'. All they want to talk about is tolerance and equality and the environment. Atleast I still have Queensland sharing my 1950's ideas.
There was another Johan Howard with a livejournal. He was an impostor. I had him exterminated, dictator-style.
Do you really think John Howard would have a livejournal??? Do you think John Howard is the caring, sharing, friendly guy portrayed in this journal? No, the contents of this journal are sadly not the thoughts of John Howard.
john_howard may look like the Prime Minister of Australia, he may claim to be the Prime Minister of Australia, but the real John Howard obviously has far more important things to do than write in an online journal.No, the genius behind this journal has no political power whatsoever. No, not even local government.
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